What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Do older women know what they want?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Why are most people broke?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-J W Pepper

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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